Goodr Screw The Metric System Sunglasses

In 1798, France invited dignitaries from foreign countries to a scientific conference in Paris to learn about the metric system. But they didn’t invite the United States of America. Really, France? You invite people from Spain, Italy, Denmark, The Netherlands, and f***ing Switzerland, but you don’t invite America?!?!?! If you don’t invite us to a party, f*** you. WE NEVER FORGET. So this 4th of July, put on patriotic Screw The Metric System sunnies, chug a beer, and scream “IMPERIAL SYSTEM FOR LIFE!”