Goodr Sunglasses – Fast as Shell

Goodr Sunglasses – Fast as Shell

£35.00

Lens: Mirrored Reflective Lenses
Head Size: For Regular Heads need wider?
Best Use: High Performance, High Fashion

Temporarily out of stock

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING + STYLE

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

MADE FOR: RUNNING | GREAT FOR BEASTING, BIKING

 

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