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"I Run Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon"

Regular price £5.00 GBP


Premium Slate Running Coaster

Bring a smile to your space with this laser-engraved slate coaster - perfect for runners with a sense of humour. Featuring the witty line “I Run Because Punching People in the Face Is Frowned Upon,” it’s available in a matt or gloss finish. Crafted from premium, durable slate and engraved in our Yorkshire studio, it’s a fun, practical gift for runners or anyone who loves a good laugh.

Premium Quality Riven Slate Coaster - Matt Finish
Rustic Cut Edge - each and every coaster is unique.
Size - 10 x 10cm
Rubber Feet - Protect surfaces from heat and stops coaster from sliding
Precision Laser Engraved - stunning long lasting finish.

Comes complete with care instructions. 

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